Laser Tag Fun

Step into a high-tech, laser tag adventure where identity is limited only by imagination. Dodge lasers, and strategize with teammates as you compete for high scores and glory in this futuristic version of Capture the Flag. Whether it’s a business meeting, Birthday Party, or Club Fundraiser, Ultrazone Laser Tag® transforms the routine into the extraordinary!

Laser tag is a fun team-based game where players aim futuristic looking phasers at lights on the vests of their opponents. A painless and completely harmless radio transmission from the phaser “tags” the lights on the opponents vests and scores points. The team with the most amount of tags wins the game. There are also bases located in our 6,000 square foot, multi-level arena that can be captured for points. We also have an observation deck where you can view the game! Each player can view their independent and their team score on a monitor outside the arena after the game.  Laser tag equipment can be rented or purchase if players use it frequently or wish to have more personalization on their game.

Blonde Joke

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to people that she wasn’t just a dumb blonde. So she asked her friend “how could I show people I’m not just a dumb blonde?”

Her friend says, “First learn all the provinces and their capitals.”

So that week the blonde learned them. The next week she was at a party and a man asked a question. The blonde says, “I know the anwser!”

Then the man said ” What would you know? You’re just a dumb blonde?”

Then the blonde says, “I’ll have you know I’m not just a dumb blonde, I know all the provinces and their capitals.”

Then the man said, ” Okay, Saskatchewan.”

The blonde started to grin.

"What are you grinning about?" said the man.

The blonde said, “Easy. S.”

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The Priest and My Bike

A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he suddenly realizes the one thing he hadn’t taught them was English.  

So he takes the chief for a walk.  He points to a tree and says “This is a tree.”The chief looks at the tree and grunts, “Tree” The priest is pleased and points to a rock and says, “This is a rock.” Hearing this the chief then grunts “Rock” The priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes.  

As they peak over the top he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.  The priest is really flusters and says, “Man riding bike”  The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.  

The priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and nice to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood this way? The chief looks at the priest and replies, “My bike.”

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Air Force One Charity

Dick Cheney, President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.”

Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.”

Donald Rumsfeld says, “Of course, I could throw a hundred $1 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

The pilot looks at all of them and says, “I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy.”

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The Aging Explorer

The Aging Explorer

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself.”

The reporter said, “Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same.”

The old explorer said, “No, not then — just now when I went ””ROARRRR!”””

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